SIDE EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL

Side effects of alcohol

1.) Symptom: Cold and humid feet.

Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink
on ur feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2.) Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.

Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3.) Symptom: The floor looks blurry.

Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

4.) Symptom: The floor is moving.

Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

5.) Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.

Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself! .

6.) Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and
the music is very repetitive.

Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

7.) Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.

Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

8.) Symptom: A huge light is blinding you.

Cause: You woke up in someone's lawn.
Cure: Coffee and a long nap