LOVE

"If you love something, set it free...
If it comes back, it's yours,
If it doesn't, it never was yours.... "


The MBA Version:
If you love somebody set her free...instantaneously...
and look for others simultaneously.

The Finance Expert's Version:
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

The Marketing Version:
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets


The Statistician's Version:
If you love somebody, set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If
she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.


C++ Programmer's Version:
If(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

The Psychologist's Version:
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme (If she doesn't go,
she must be crazy.)

The Pessimistic Version:
If you love somebody, set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

The Optimistic Version:
If you love somebody, set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

The Suspicious Version:
If you love somebody, set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

The Detective's Version:
If you love somebody, set her free ...
Then get someone to follow her.

The Impatient Version:
If you love somebody, set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time limit, forget her.

Schwarzenegger's fans Version:
If you love someone, set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

The Patient Version:
If you love somebody, set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back
...

The Playful Version:
If you love somebody, set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free
again, repeat *

The Lawyer's Version:
If you love somebody, set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

The Bill Gates Version:
If you love somebody, set her free...
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation
fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.


The Somnambulist's Version:
If you love someone, set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming

The Possessive Version:
If you love somebody don't ever set her free


The Zoologist's Version:
If you love someone tag her a radio transmitter and set her free
You can trace her whenever you want !